Scorpio (Barely)

I'm a Scorpio, but barely. The 8th astrological sign in the Zodiac is for anyone born between the dates of October 24 - November 22 (dates may vary). Astrology isn't exactly an exact science, you know, I think it's an art form? My birthday is November 21, so I just made it in with that bunch of stingers. But, I am so glad I'm not in the next one to follow--a Sagittarius: half archer/half four-footed creature, feral, governed by the big stupider planet Jupiter, and associated with fire. The 1970s wasn't the "Age of Sagittarius" anyway! Perhaps, I have my 'scopes (or songs) mixed up?  
Modern astrologers consider Scorpio to be a "water sign," which explains my affinity toward public puddles, rain, rivers, Palm Springs, oceans, and bathtubs. It is also what they call a negative sign meaning one who is introverted, hence the sub-title to this blog...kind of "fits me to a T," wouldn't you say? The astrological arts claim that Scorpions are feminine and fixed [i.e. strong-willed] in nature, too. I can't see that at all in me. Sure, I've got some great pairs of expensive dress shoes necessary in my line of work, several sets of outdoor boots for all occasions, relaxing sandals, and a collection of nice white tennis shoes that I'm not giving up, no matter what those strange little astros say!
I don't normally get suckered in by the carnival atmosphere of this zodiac stuff, but when I look down their list of descriptors and characteristics they have for Scorpios, I'm almost convinced they are talking about me. Those of you that know me well, examine it for yourself and see it these are not this true blue Garoo. Parentheses mine=comments for clarification.

passionate (ask my parakeet) 
piercing (but not ears, nose, navel, or anything else)
quiet (only in theaters, at funerals, and while eating Thanksgiving dinner)
shy (all in modesty I assure you)
somewhat secretive (especially from the IRS)
perceptive (possibly ghosts and ancient astronauts as our friends)  
tries things that frighten others (like snails and calamari)
wiser (not from drinking Bud)
points out the strengths/weaknesses in others (so, sue me)
understanding (maybe my large shoe size)
reasonable (always ask "Why?" in response to "Because.")
insightful (and inciteful)
sensitive (to soaps and dyes; soft cuddly creatures) 
achieving (mainly inconsistency) 
creative (quite)
usually a loner (last to leave work)
intense desire to win (such a bad sport)
undertakes any occupation with the same effort (easily explains my 10 different careers choices since college)

I'm a Scorpio (barely).